I made a thing.

Land Devices are hand built sound devices in small batches. Land Devices HP-2 is a sonic doomsday device. A harmonic percolator equivalent; can go from mild overdrive to face melting fuzz. Left knob for harmonics and right knob for balance. Switch left for original circuit and switch right for doom. Rich even order distortion that is fat and warm. Now available at landdevices.bigcartel.com.